Alexander proves that his soldiers can actually fly when he takes the Sogdian Rock.
Then he performs another incredible feat of engineering to terrify Sisimithres who lived in a rock fortress called the Rock of Chorienes and was literally a motherfucker.
Then he finally gets married – not to Barsine, the woman he's been sleeping with for several years and who is preggers with his baby – but to Roxane, the most beautiful Asian woman in world.
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The Music: We want to get down on our knees and worship the amazing and talented composer who offered us the use of one of his amazing tracks, “Hero”, as our theme music: Jofre Horta. He's already a big deal in the composing world but he's going to be even bigger – and you can say you heard him first on our little show! Listen to his whole album on Spotify or iTunes.